Ci sono tre cose che dimentico sempre. Nomi, facce… eh la terza non riesco a ricordarla.
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We are looking for someone who is very embarassed or very tired.
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… the other eight are unimportant.
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
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Freedom of the press has to be regulated by law, you see.
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No man would listen to you talk if he didn’t know it was his turn next.
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
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Too clever is dumb.
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In this cage, there is no law, there is no lawyer, there is no doctor, there is no telephone, and there is no time limit.
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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
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To generalize is to be an idiot.
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We don’t have to protect the environment — the Second Coming is at hand.
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it’s just the opposite.
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There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.
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Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
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Twenty percent of zero is better than nothing.
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Try not to have a good time…This is supposed to be educational.
